okay. hold on. yeah i'll take care of you in a second. i'm transferring you over.
hello.? yeah okay i've got somebody else on hold. i'm going to transfer you over. it might be a second, just hold on.
okay, oh doctor.
are you there?
can i use my real name on the radio?
first of all i'm invisible. i see myself looking in a mirror. i'm having this dream almost every night.
and the next thing you know i'm getting married. i don't know to whom.
like an entire solid month.
then all of a sudden i see myself walking down a road by the harbor.
can you hold on for one second.  hello.
yeah, i've got two other lines. can you hold a second? great.
hello. yeah. hold on. i can transfer you now.
hi. hi. sorry.
sorry.
i'm really sorry.
am i on?
okay. i'm walking along the road down by the harbor, and i'm invisible, and i go around looking at people knowing that they can't even see me and in this dream.
 i ride around with people. i get in their cars, i go all over town.
i mean here. this, this, this.
can you hold on a second?
i've got two juice commercials. i'm like the spokesman for the company now. i got a baske and robbins, and i'm on avail for a couple of beer things that are going on.
dr. powell i'm back.
sorry to put you on hold. you see then i get out of the car.
and i walk all day.
and all night.
no, no, no, no. i'm at work. i'm at work.
what do you think? do you think i'd make a fake call in the middle of work?
and then this really strange thing happens.
while i'm walking. i'm an actor.
i'm walking, and i see myself walking, but i don't stop, i just keep on walking.
i want to know what you think about the dream, let me finish it! can you hold on a second please?
not two guys, a girl and a guy. they were related. marie-noel that's her name, not very greek i know.
yes.
i do, i mean we did.
it started this way.
yes. i'm an actor. that's where i met the guy.
i met him at a casting call for a commercial.  he said his name was tony.
i was late.
so i had to make up an excuse for work.
some temp job i was working downtown.
it was raining, and there was this flood and everybody was jittery.
because something that big in nature doesn't usually happen around here except an earthquake, or your occasional rare winter snowstorm every ten or twenty years.
allen.
no, no, no, no. i was involved with this woman and this guy.
with a greek, zeus, athena type goddess.
she's like hunting quail in the sierras now.
she left me for dirt.
yeah, we were married right before.
look around. it's a 1 bedroom, 1. 2 bath in the hall and full vanity. laundry downstairs.
very quiet. where you from?
first time in la?
where are you staying?
do you act?
i'm an actor. tv commercials, some stage. i know just about everybody in town, free advice, comes with the rent.
well, the first month's free. you've got to come up with some kind of security deposit, figure one month and then the last month and that comes to half the price published in the ad.
does that seem like a lot?
do you know why the apartment's only half per month of the going rate for this size apartment in hollywood?
because i sleep here 1 night a week.
calm down. we weren't expecting you for a while, we had the exterminator come in like you requested.
there's no pizza here; there's no clothes here.
i'm going to request to the board that you perhaps should be kicked out for your bad sculpture.
hi, aunt debbie?
yes.
shut up!
he picks up my residual checks and he's a really good plumber.
shut up! no we didn't.
no!
shut up!
what are you saying aunt debbie?
one, two, three.
you know i've been having these dreams lately where my mother finds me floating down the river in a little wicker basket and it turns out that i am not related to you!
i have a genius iq. my parents would have killed if i went into business. they'd love it.
if they were alive, you know what i'd tell them? i'd tell them i'm a temp in an insurance company.
you're not listening. i don't want to be poor. but it's not like i'm doing some i gotta starve thing here. if i had enough money i'd be happy.
not me. i keep my nut real low. basically i live off my relatives. you know? free rent. all the chicks i can pluck from my aunt's building. all i need is one national commercial a year and i can live like a king.
where do you get these things you say, man. are you still on acid?
hello do you know a tony.
holy shit, that's my cousin?
my name isn't greg, my name is allen.
i don't know what you're talking about.
take my wallet on the coffee table. there's $1200 in rent receipts in the kitchen drawer!
i don't have any black range rover.
greentree!
greentree!
you guys do sloppy work.
hello? wouldn't you know it, the phone doesn't ring all day and it's you.
you notice something on the way home.
convertible with young bleach blond, mom in back.
mom in back.
young dad with ponytail driving, baby shotgun, back from beach.
give style to sunset blvd.
at sunset the cars move home one by one.
and the stages float to meet the warm light
my time is mine again.
hey barry, what are you doing here?
that's fine you never see your agent anywhere. it's kind of weird.
did you wipe it?
you know barry, when i was growing up in maine my neighbors would say: oh you're going to hollywood to be a star, huh, that was pretty embarrassing, wouldn't you say? you're just like them.
it wasn't very nice.
you're always so fucking condescending.
they always bring us in the back door here but i'm going in the front today.
you know i've added up all the time my commercials have run on television and i'm already way done with my 15 minutes of fame.
take it how ever you'd like.
is this about me?
barry!
barry!
barry!
barry!
i'll call you at the office later. oh oh oh! i'm scared.
oh barry, i almost forgot.
you're a pussy barry. casting?
oh my god it's a earthquake.
barry!!!!
are we under anything structural? get in a door jam.
do you smell gas?
we're going to die. barrrrrrry!
i've go to check my building. i've got to turn the gas off. we don't have any earthquake kits. where's your car?
you walk?
where do you live?
where out of town. like new york out of town, texas out of town?
like palm springs out of town?
and you don't have a car?
what are you doing?
i beg to differ. is that tricycle listed. this never happens to me during the day.
why are you moving out?
don't think you're going to get your security deposit back.
what are you doing here?
don't worry about it. just a dead beat. we have to get out of here there's going be an aftershock.