and what qualifies you for this job?
state privacy laws require that we watch over our guests day and night from the minute they arrive to the day of the funeral.
yes. you're the body watcher.
well, do you have any questions?
i have a few questions, if you don't mind.
for example, why do you want this job?
dead people?
you have two lives? i have two lives. i've always wanted to be a stand up comic. do you mind if i show you some of my material?
a man says to his doctor he can't remember things from one minute to the next the doctor says, "how long has this been going on?" the man says, "how long has what been going on?"
what are you doing? you depraved person! is that a client? get out of here!
mr. peterson?
i don't care what you see. get out.