just do what i do. say the same thing i say. don't open your mouth.
don't fool around.
did you hear what i said?
yes sir.
two weeks holiday.
i have five-hundred dollars.
yes.
is there a problem?
we are both from prague.
two weeks.
he doesn't speak english.
he made joke, bad joke. first time on airplane.
i am butcher.
you stuff sausage in it.
dog food.
no. are you proposing?
don't speak russian!
because i don't like your ugly language. i heard enough of it in school! now speak czech or english. and don't fool around anymore. you almost got us thrown out!
we have no money. come on.
here.
go!
turn that off! get the bags.
for five years i paid for your stupidness - you'll carry my bag for the rest of my life if i say so. unless you refuse, oleg.
there. 5rw.
smell like chemicals. for smoking drugs.
surprise! surprise!
your sister said she didn't know where you were so you shouldn't write to her with return address if you're hiding.
you know me. i never hurt anybody. where's the money?
milos. get my money!
ha. ha.
a job?
as a plumber?!
a job?? as a plumber??? you think i come to america to work!
you spent all the money while i was in prison? now you tell me to get a job fixing toilets?!?
she saw!
daphne hanlova.
six month visa. still here two years later. they'll deport her if she goes to police.
i'm going to make a bohemian barbecue.
self-esteem? self-esteem??
turn that fucking thing off!
speak english!
how you erase this?
stupid, milos. i didn't want to kill him. what's this?
worldly escorts?
hello?
i'm homesick. you have eastern european girl? a czech girl?
i take her. send her!
louder.
louder.
i love america. no one is responsible for what they do.
get in the bathroom!
oleg, get in bathroom, stay there and shut up!
where's czech girl?
i ordered a czech girl. daphne, you know her?
where is escort service?
i like to talk to the person who runs the service. can you give me address?
listen to me. i don't want sex. just give me the address and then you go.
give me the address!!
who is he?
do you know how much killer gets for movie rights?
million?! the killer gets one million dollars for a television interview?
yes. both.
get a taxi.
let me help.
i. i have a temper.
when i lose it, i lose control. i didn't intend to kill milos but he stole from me. cheated me! when i went to prison, they beat me. i still didn't tell he was my partner. i loved milos like a brother.
i'm not a killer.
smart girl. i'm glad you're not a whore. but washing hair? this is no job for a woman as beautiful as you. they should be washing your hair.
i don't want to kill you. but if you talk, i will. i thought you'd want these.
put the fuckin' camera down! let's go!
shut up.
this is nothing.
don't want to film this?
the video of milos and tamina - i told you to erase it.
and the whore's murder? you didn't erase that either, did you? don't lie, i won't be angry.
put the camera down, oleg.
what does it look like? it's an address book!
sit down!
so. who's nicky?
your opinion. you see, they going to make a movie about me, too, eddie. and write books.
i kill someone famous.
good - be tough to the end. actor who plays you will want to die like hero.
so tabloids don't have to do re enactments. they going to have real movie this time.
turn it off.
no. we are insane. who else but crazy men would film their murders? so we kill someone famous and if we are caught, we are sent to mental hospital. but what good is money there? because once in hospital i say i not crazy. just pretended to be acquitted. we see psychiatrists. they must certify we are sane and because of your - what is law called? oh - i got it. because of your double jeopardy law, we can't be tried for same crime twice. we come out free, rich and famous!
smarter than americans. you're fed cry baby talk shows all day long. not only will americans believe me, they'll cry for me. so. detective eddie flemming, would you like to say goodbye to your nicolette? maybe you can propose to her now?
okay. he has nothing to say. start the camera!
bad last moment - i cut that out.
die. die.
come to 45 broadway. don't bring the police. come alone or you'll be in my next film.
no. i'm the best that's ever threatened you.
we'll talk about that. four o'clock gives you time to go to bank. three hundred thousand dollars.
if you don't want my film - i'll call another show. and they will show it.
come alone. bring cash. and we'll talk about surrendering.
america! who says you can't be success in america? i arrived with nothing, knowing nobody - now look - i am a success story!
oleg, don't be paranoid. you got a hundred-fifty thousand dollars, didn't you? i gave you half of what they gave me. look - here we are!
the one who got caught in the bathroom. george michael.
shut up. look!
bad last moment - i cut it out.
i told you to cut that out before we handed in the tape!
die. die.
why did you leave that stuff in about you being the director?
your idea? i thought it was my idea.
aren't you just the cameraman?
credit?
yes. but there's only one problem - you want credit but the problem is - i don't share credit.
you got that?
you think you are a director? you are a fucking little, small russian piece of shit. and i hate you. i fucking hate you.
oh, hello.
are you my attorney? i'm emil. i'm insane.
here. i have your money.
oh no! no! shit!
he has the camera! he took the movie!
i give up!
no. keep filming.
where are we going?
yes. yes, come with me!
my father was. he gave me many lessons about fire. now it's my friend.
you can't kill me. you're not a cop. just fireman with a gun. i bet you never shot anybody in your life.
c'mon. pull the trigger. do it. oh, look, you're sweating. you don't have the balls.
the sheraton! on broadway! room 210. go get oleg. he'll kill you.
you bring the cigarettes?
i was all of these.
what about oleg?
no, he is here. shit.
what about my movie rights? book rights?
what's your cut? how much?
no. no way.
thirty-percent. no more. or i call another lawyer. this is the biggest case of your life. don't try to negotiate. thirty percent. say yes or no.
what else do you need?
give me another one, please.
my father always degraded me. killed my self-esteem. and my mother was blind.
yeah, she went blind giving birth to me. she went to fucking black market doctor to induce me.
yeah, yeah. bad doctor gave her bad drugs which made her go blind. and my father blamed me for her blindness.
yeah, he hated me from day when i was born. put it out. can you put the cigarette out?
that's what he did to me. he put cigarettes out on me.
out on my back when i was a small boy.
i'm abused. don't you think?
be careful. i can kill you. i'm insane.
so we kill someone famous and if we are caught, we are sent to mental hospital.
traitor!!
i'll kill her! back off! everyone back away from me!
tell him to put his gun down!
if he doesn't lower his gun i'll fucking kill her.
shut up!
shut up!
i'll surrender!! i'll surrender if he lowers his gun.