those shake-proof coffee mugs are a genius idea, and they just show the true nature of us californians. we'll not bow to little inconveniences like these so called `mini-quakes'. if you have a funny `mini-quake' story you wanna share, call lisa & randy at 1-800. after what is going on in la-la- land with all those surface cracks, i told myself: get your stupid ass to yellowstone. i don't want to miss all the great fun, when it finally blows. there's been government people flying in and out all morning. and trust me, they did not look happy. folks, always remember, you heard it first from charlie.