first, put down the plate. now come here and sit down. the key is not to panic. drink this. vodka. don't worry about it. start from the beginning. tell us what happened. and then what happened? just like that? maybe she was just in a bad mood. p.m.s.? more than you. you're gonna be fine. here. your favorites. oh boy. you know. just cause some cute girl likes the same bizarro music you do doesn't make her "the one." he met a girl. you were saying? i know what you mean. that's what happened with me and sean. my boyfriend before mark. i'm 12. hmm. so, basically you do want to ask the question, `are we boyfriend. girlfriend?' you're just afraid you'll get an answer you don't want and that will shatter your illusions of how good everything's been these past few months. is that about right? thomas, tell me this. is it worse to get the wrong answer now. or find out in a month she has a date coming up with lars from norway? he's a professional surfer with brad pitt's face and jesus's abs. you see what i mean? later dude. just don't be a pussy. that's a pretty complex question. philosophers, poets, scientists, everybody has a theory, don't they? your apple pies are really great. so uncle sid and aunt ro, come light candle number eight! hey brother. wanna dance? hi. yeah yeah yeah. talk to me. how are you? i heard. sucks. you know, my friends. they're all in love with you. look. what i tell ya? there are plenty other fish in the sea. who knows, someday one might turn out to be your "true love." no i'm serious. well that's not very romantic. you'll be ok? tom. i know you think she was the perfect girl for you.