do you realize what a shitstorm we're in? go on -- tell me.
and you heard no sounds of violence 'til then?
bill? why don't you think about that? take a second and just think about that. think.  real.  fucking.  hard.
okay -- here's what happened tonight -- poor christy came home alone and interrupted a burglary. that sound logical?
we're going to have to sanitize this place. alan, did you have sex with her?
bill, you're going to have to examine her.
i just made you one.
i'll take that.
thanks for sharing.
it's all going to be fine, alan.
 i'll take care of everything just like i always do. gentlemen?
gee, guys, maybe it was the bogeyman -- don't forget to check under the bed -- -- you may have buried us! --
-- you think he's going to just sit around waiting for us? -- asshole --
a two-way mirror.
-- it's all we've got -- and he's got the letter opener -- blood, fingerprints -- jesus, think what he can do --
the country would have to be informed, mr. president.
burton says it's a flesh wound --
are you serious about that press conference, alan?
shall i bring mrs. richmond home for it?
we checked his license plate -- he stole the car from a police impoundment lot.
burton doesn't think he will.
he could be a little more than that, alan -- he saw.
he was in the building -- he took a guided tour.
i've never dealt with blackmail --
-- you a mind reader too? *
'i don't want money.'
you finished your recruiting speech? because i'd like to know how i handle this.
gee, bill, that could be construed as criticism. do you really want me as an enemy?
fine -- you win the pissing contest -- -- what should i do?
then what?
thank you, mr. president. and thank you, mr. president.
you sent it to me this afternoon.
your gift, alan -- i was overwhelmed -- and your note was so gratifying --
yes, yes, you think i don't know your writing? i assumed you wanted me to wear it tonight.
what, alan?
it's not precisely the first time, mr. president. * the music is building to climax now. their movements become more grand.
only because you have so much on your plate, alan; we wanted to spare you. he sent me a polaroid of the letter opener yesterday.
you're both assholes, now move --
we're working round the clock.