shut the hell up, you stupid mutt! an angry, burly man pokes his nose hairs out the chained door.
what do you want?
it sounds broken.
i don't give a rat's ass. the ups man bends down and talks to the dog in a really sucky pet talk.
brother. before the gruff man can finish, the ups man stands back up and takes the form again.
hey, stupid! get away from the door! the dog doesn't budge and this really pisses him off. he gets up and heads for the dog.
what's the matter with you, i said git!!! he roughly picks the dog up by the scruff of the neck, but as he turns it around we see that it is a stuffed dog. around it's neck is a business card that reads, "you have been had by ace ventura - pet detective." he breathes fire.
son of a bitch! he smashes the dog to the ground.