we could use the rain, huh?
yeah? i'm moving to l.a. i just wrote a screenplay. i sent it to a lot of agents. but if they turn me down, i'll go there and market it myself. i used to be in marketing in new york, so i know exactly how to sell this thing. where's a nice place to live if you don't have a car?
so you recommend west hollywood then.
i moved down here for a change, and i wrote the screenplay. just like that. it's a great idea.
you don't believe in anything?
well, you can't know until you experience it. that requires accepting jesus christ as your lord and savior. believe me. lookit, if i was to show you a bottle of clear liquid and told you it was vodka, how would you know if it really was or if it was water? there's only one way.
no. you can't smell vodka. you'd have to taste it, right?
look, let's go with the analogy i'm drawing here. it's not poison. okay?
that's all i'm saying. so west hollywood, huh? i think i'll make it out this year. because how long can you look at an ocean, y'know?