see her? i fucked her up the ass. just kidding. hey, maybe i can help. what's the problem, buddy? it's not only about flowers. it's got that crazy plant nut guy. he's funny, right? oh man. i'd fuck her up the ass. so make one up. the book's a jumping off point. no one in town can make up a crazy story like you. you're the king. are they amazing? look, what i tell a lot of guys is pick another film and use it as a model. i always thought this one could be like apocalypse now. the journalist spends the whole movie searching for the crazy plant nut guy -- what's his name? she has to travel deep into the darkest swamps to find the mysterious "laroche." charlie, at the end of the day, i think it would be a terrible career move. we need to talk about the orchid script. valerie called yesterday. they're getting antsy. good. she said you sounded weird. okay. what's the time frame here? oh, hey, my friend sent me this fucked- up internet thing. it's a girl taking a shit, but a trout comes out. you got e- mail yet? i'll send it to you. it sounds good, buddy. but we do need to give valerie a ballpark -- hey, it's jerry. i woke you? how's it going? has it been helpful to talk to the writer? what's her name? well, i mean, are you making headway? valerie's breathing down my neck. okay, fine. um, the other reason i'm calling is to tell you me, myself, and i is just amazing. your brother's script. it's tight, inventive. a smart, edgy thriller. the best spec script i've read this year. i'm gonna sell it for a shitload. two fucking talented guys in one family. y'know, maybe you could bring donald on to help you finish the orchid thing. just a thought, buddy. he's really goddamn amazing at structure. adios, buddy. finish! finish!