why me?
and there's a two-hundred-dollar deductible we have to eat on that crack in her windshield.
everything's copacetic at the institute, buckaroo. sam's with the jet car and she's under lock and key. he's retiming her valves.
you want it, artie? you got it.
i didn't drop 'em.
doesn't look anything like her to me.
hell they don't. i met my first wife that way.
you're thinking of mr. wizard. this guy's an eccentric genius.
the name's reno. this here's perfect tommy.
why me?
follow me, pard'ner.
whoever it was they used the blue code, alpha clearance.
whadda you mean, buckaroo? where? what?
no! ditto the professor-
nigh on ten years. been through a lotta scrapes together.
government work. had my own think tank. got tired of thinking-wanted some action. seen plenty of it too. so will you if you stick around.
course he's alive. he's buckaroo banzai.
perfect tommy's just threatened by smart women. can you play that thing?
she's not peggy, mrs. johnson--
the professor just pulled in, jabbering something about space monsters, locked himself in his lab.
looks like none of these guys ever lived anywhere else. no places of birth. and all of them with the same first name: john.
what's it?
you mean--? no!
they're arachtoids, buckaroo, from planet 10!
where there was some kinda giant crash landing, a huge explosion and they fooled orson welles into covering it up! and then they founded yoyodyne propulsion systems and hid there for.
but he wasn't the real doctor lizardo. just this arachtoid creep that stole the good doc's body the year before in the eighth dimension when prof. hikita's lab exploded.
stand back, man.
did you tell penny buckaroo wanted to see her?
god, if it's not one thing it's another.
where're you goin'?
where's rawhide?
and they got penny! look!
they're armed for bear, buckaroo. check out those radiation levels.
we're waiting for the jet car. billy's bringing it.
what, buckaroo? you trying to tell us something?
just their side. what're we gonna do with these people? they're illegal aliens, the way i figure, been here forty years, you could throw the book at 'em.