the increase in the hormone testosterone causes certain physiological changes in the adolescent male.
now turn your textbooks to chapter six, the animal kingdom. as you should know by now, biology is the study of life, in all its infinite varieties. deacon continues to stare at her perpetually hard nipples.
so to keep things a little fun around here, tomorrow we're taking a field trip to the zoo. deacon buries his head in his hands.
people! people! come quickly. witness the miracle of nature at its most primal. she's videotaping it, and deacon looks up at her video viewfinder. it's a monkey orgy. masturbation and fornication everywhere.
with one final thrust of his engorged penis, the male deposits his seed and moves on. probably to a younger, more desirable female. one who doesn't have any "issues." whatever that means.
like all mammals, the whale gives birth to live young. can anyone name another characteristic of mammals? vinnie?