you fellas win some sort of fly-with- potus contest? p.o.t.u.s. president of the united states. right. listen, this here. this is my row. you'll have to sit over there. incredible, yet unconfirmed reports, of white house staff members parachuting from the plane while the president himself battled these terrorists. yet now, in a bizarre twist of events, cnn has learned that air force one has been severly crippled and is virtually unlandable and our sources report that the first family is trapped onboard. a daring mid-air rescue operation is said to be underway. you're listening to an intercepted audio feed of radio communications between air force one and army special forces, flying side-by-side, attempting to get the first family off the damaged aircraft.