listen to me! listen to me, my children!
please listen. thank you, my children. i'm a man of god, you must trust me when i say.  we're all going to die!!
pray with me, my children. pray.
then worship the god of your choice.
trust me, i'm a priest. we're in shit up to our ears. who wants last rites?
have you considered suicide, my son?
under the 'b', sixteen!