oh, stewardess. oh, stewardess, i can speak jive. he said he's in great pain and wants to know if you can help him. shi gwine man chitlun down for mo sho. i'd be glad to. ooooh, such a nice soft drink. no, thank you, i'm still nursing this one. there, just a little bit more -- and then burpie time and a good nap! stewardess, how soon 'til we land?