check? you're definitely doing a story? i'm a proper citizen, i'm a decent man, i don't do anything that isn't decent or proper. i know i shouldn't tell you this. that twenty-five thousand dollars is money i collected for nixon in this year's campaign. i don't know; i really don't. the last time i saw it was when i was in washington. i gave it to the finance department of the committee to re- elect the president. how it got to that burglar, your guess is as good as mine.