--although i am a republican, i would like to state in a pure bipartisan spirit that i am happy that this latest onslaught against the intelligence of the american people will be wrapping fish tomorrow. i offer my condolences to the fish.
although i'm a republican, i would like to state in a pure bipartisan spirit tht the greatest political scandal of this campaign is the brazen manner in which, without benefit of clergy, the washington post has set up housekeeping with the mcgovern campaign.
it is only our pathetic post that deliberately tries to infuse the watergate caper with a seriousness far beyond those shenanigans that have been the stock trade of political pranksters ever since.
--i have been given access to evidence in possession of the white house and that evidence--
well, if i was wrong, i sure the hell wasn't alone--