let us in, we're stillwater! we're on the show!!
i'm sorry but could you please fuck off?
ten minutes 'till showtime, anyone who isn't in the band -- out!
penny lane! god's gift to rock and roll!! you're back! marc bolan. please.
from troy, michigan. please welcome -- stillwater.
let's blow this burg!
c'mon, doris! darling bus. you can make it!
jeff, tony.  keys.  keys.  keys.  room list.  if it doesn't have a number on it, it ain't ours!
it's my fucking job. you're all geniuses. and let me just add this thought - smegma.
good evening phoenix. from troy, michigan. please welcome, stillwater.
get in, get in!!
that, and more. get in!
your shoddy stage set-up almost killed our guitarist!
everybody in! get in the bus!
you don't fuck with my band's safety!
i am a lawyer!
wanna buy a gate?
russell, your dad showed up again. and on a lighter note. gentlemen. your first t-shirts have arrived.
they've been crying for you like a bunch of whimpering pussies --
definitely. it's all over. we'll just ride on to greenville, listen to some great music, finish the tour, and leave those ungrateful fools behind. and then we'll come back here, where you'll live.
easy. he's your guardian angel.
good question.
hey. you saved the tour. that's good enough for now.
from troy, michigan.
okay. i need everybody's attention.
but why should we pay you for something we can do ourselves?
yeah, well.  we'll think about what you said.
the enemy!
that's mick - he's with the who. that's john - with j. geils. and that's richard with the eagles.  and you know the wheel.
side proposition. for fifty dollars and a case of heineken, i will put into the pot.  three lovely ladies, including the famous penny lane.  the band-aids, who need to exit our tour before new york.
three lovely ladies.  now in the custody of humble pie.
happy birthday from us.
she's here.
your room is completely stocked, far away from any noisy ice machines, elevators or maid quarters. the air- conditioning is already on. and here is your security key -- by the way, you look stunning.
bags in five! cars leave for the party at six!
i did too. fifteen years ago.
please.
and everyone thinks it's so glamorous out here.
i love you all too, and you're my family. especially since marna left me. but if i ever took an extra dollar or two, here and there, it was because i knew i'd earned it.
we never took him seriously, and now it's serious.
it's all in there. but don't worry, it's all unspecific who say what. no names are mentioned in the more embarrassing sequences, it's just completely obvious who's who! we're fucked!
have a good vacation. i hope the band stays together. before it all went down the shitter, it was starting to get really good.