elaine, we need to talk to you. nothing is wrong. i am a teacher. you're a teacher. we speak the same language. well. it's a great opportunity. he'll be well-paid, and published nationally -- -- and he'll go on tour with a rock band for four days. no small planes. he travels on a bus. sure. and in anticipation of that response - -- william has prepared -- elaine, may i present to you. your own son. first. release the guilt. second - second. leave a little room for the other teachers in this world. he's out there looking for mentors.