hey les. you got a minute?
i'm sure you can understand our need to cut corners around here.
exactly. so.
that's unsubstantiated gossip.
jesus. calm down. nobody's getting fired yet. that's why we're having everyone write out a job description, mapping out in detail how they contribute. that way, management can assess who's valuable and--
it's just business.
i'm one of the good guys, les. i'm trying to level with you. this is your one chance to save your job.
". my job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so i can jerk off, while i fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble hell." well, you obviously have no interest in saving yourself.
whatever. management wants you gone by the end of the day.
what do you want?
that's not going to happen.
against who?
man. you are one twisted fuck.