hey, why are you so depressed? you'll forget him in a week. listen, after you're elected senior queen you'll have so many boys after your bod--
laurie, i know it's a drag but you can't--remember what happened to evelyn chelnick? when mike went to the marines? she had a nervous breakdown and was acting so wacky she got run over by a bus.
laurie, jeez.  come on.
no, this is getting good.
joe college strikes out.