i think he's got a nice voice.
not bad, chris.
yeah. so. you've got this sort of.  bobby mcferrin thing going there.
okay. i mean, i agree, but. aren't you supposed to be out, like, trying to decapitate someone with your lacrosse stick or something?
of course, i didn't --
you? you think i don't get that? god, it's like just because i don't get drunk and barf every weekend, people say "oh, here's this goody-two- shoes choir-girl priss."
well the same things you do. hang out with friends and stuff, you know, whatever. what do you think i do?
oh. well that's okay. cool.
just enjoying my exhilarating first lacrosse experience. you like, "kicked butt."
um. chris --
do i have to?
what's your middle name?
come on! i won't tell.
okay. so i had this. thought, and. this may seem like it's out of left field, and i don't know if you can, but since i'm not going with anyone --
well, i uh, i was -- i was asking chris to prom. so do you wanna go?
yeah, me too, okay, cool.
i'm glad you think so.
no, i like the car. by the way, though, about prom? that was like a bad idea. sorry i invited you.
oh, please. i asked you because i thought you might actually be worth going with. but you are just a jock. no wait. you're a jerk.
i saw you making fun of me with your lacrosse buddies.
give me a break, you're so full of it.
i know, my timing's off.
why are you doing this?
yeah? well you can't fake your way through this. you better practice.
hi.
stifler told me.
well. i needed to find you. we are gonna have to practice that song.
so you like, work nights?
really? cool. tell him his subs are great.
that's nice.
yeah, well my parents wanted me to go to northwestern. i didn't want to write all those extra essays they make you do -- i mean, how am i supposed to know what my "most emotionally significant moment" was? so when my u of m acceptance came in december, i said the hell with it.
what?
oh, yeah. so what're you gonna major in?
yeah. so wow, you've got it figured out.
oh thank god, i thought i was the only one.
yeah. you know, people are always like, "what're you gonna major in?" and i don't know. and they're like, "you'll figure it out." yeah? when?
sure.
so we're gonna be close next year?
yeah.
you can't sing at the competition.
it's okay, you should do whatever makes you happy.
that would be a start.
what about the game?!
you're missing the game for us?!
what's that?
this isn't the best way to proposition me.
this isn't any better, chris.
oz, it's okay, i know.
well, that's what your friends call you. i mean. i feel like i'm one of your friends now. and also. your girlfriend.
hmm. you know that's really a shitty middle name!
then don't.