i'd want a zydeco band, patrick. that's what i'd want, a zydeco band. or mariachi. or reggae. something ethnic to shock daddy oh, i can't decide. and lots of chocolate truffles. godiva. and oysters on the halfshell.
marzipan. pink tents. hundreds, thousands of roses. photographers. annie leibovitz. we'll get annie leibovitz. and we'll hire someone to videotape. patrick, we should do it.
get married. have a wedding.
yes, darling?
we should do it.
your father practically owns the company. you can do anything you like, silly.
well, you hate that job anyway. why don't you just quit? you don't have to work.
pat, this is my cousin vanden and her boyfriend stash. he's an artist.
oh god, patrick. why price? price?
everybody's rich.
everybody's good-looking, patrick.
everybody has a great body now.
what do you want to do with that, floss with it?
are you using minoxidil?
your hairline looks like it's receding.
patrick i know you're there. pick up the phone, you bad boy. what are you up to tonight? it's me. don't try to hide. i hope you're not out with some little number you picked up because you're my mr. bateman. my boy next door. anyway you never called me and you said you would and i'll leave a message for jean about this too to remind you but we're having dinner with melania and taylor-you know melania, she went to sweet briar, auld taylor, he went to cornell-and we're meeting at the cornell club, so l'll call you tomorrow morning probably-bye, honey-oopps! you hate that. bye mr. big time ceo patrick. bye. bye.
i want a firm commitment.
why? what's wrong?
talk about what, patrick? what is there to talk about?
touchy, touchy. i'm sorry i brought the wedding up. let's just avoid the issue, alright? now, are we having coffee?
but your friends are my friends. my friends are your friends. i don't think it would work. you have a little something on your upper lip.
you're really serious, aren't you?
but what about the past? our past?
you're inhuman.
no, no, no.
what do you want me to do, what is it you want?
oh god, i can't believe this.
where are you going?
but where?