hi harvey. you weren't in work today. are you okay, harvey?
i'm heading downtown to the white castle. wanna come, harvey?
harvey, am i in here? you promised i would be in here.
mr. boats, it's not polite to grab things. next time --
hi, harvey. do you want these gourmet jelly beans? i gave up sweets for lent.
i recommend the pia coladas. they are excellent and very authentic tasting.
sure. i don't see why not. you can't eat meat on certain days, but lentils should be acceptable anytime.
i don't think so but i'll ask sister mary fred at church on sunday.
harvey, you're funny. she's a nun.
harvey, she became a nun because she had a higher calling.
well, harvey, i like the ritual. and i'm a very spiritual person. you know, you should try believing in something bigger than yourself. it might cheer you up.
no you can't have any of my white castle hamburgers so please don't even ask.
okay, but just a couple, harvey. i'm not going to eat dinner until very late and this has got to hold me over.
no, i'm driving to toledo to see a movie. would you like to come?
oh. why delaware?
it's not playing at the mapletown. i didn't know you had a girlfriend, harvey.
it's a new film called "revenge of the nerds." it's about a group of nerd college students who are being picked on all the time by the jocks, so they decide to take revenge. i already saw it once.
i like it a lot, harvey.
hmm.  nerds are smart but they look and act differently than other people. like nerds might wear polyester button- down shirts and flood pants where their ankles and their socks are showing.
yes, i consider myself a nerd. and this movie has uplifted me. there's this one scene where a nerd grabs the microphone during a pep rally and announces that he is a nerd and that he is proud of it and stands up for the rights of other nerds. then, he asks the kids at the pep rally who think they are nerds to come forward.  so nearly everyone in the place does. that's the way the movie ends.
yes.
right. harvey, how long are you going to be in delaware because i'd really like to see this movie with you?
depends on the girl. what kind of girl is your new bride? is she a nerd?
yes. it's about time that the people who get picked on get to be the heroes.
you're funny harvey.
hello joyce. is harvey home?
hamburgers are a safer addiction than drugs. say no to drugs. say yes to white castle!