we are put on this earth to find a love, a soulmate, someone with whom we can create joy. how glad we are today that ben and laura have found each other, and we anticipate and celebrate the years of joy they will share together from this day on.
ben, do you take this woman, laura, to be your lawfully wedded wife, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, 'til death do you part, so help you god?
excuse me?
who him?
yes what?
by the power vested me by the state of new york, i now pronounce you man and wife.