you, uhh. . . hang here often? "hang" get it? i said "hang" and we're both, you know, cause we're bats. . . and, uhhh. . . what's your sign?
whatta' ya say we go somewhere - maybe get a bug to eat. get it? a "bug" to eat, 'cause we're. . .
i'm a gemini. . .
oy. . . he's gonna be so mad. . .
oy. . . he's gonna be so mad.
ummm .  father gregori? it's, uhh .  me. bartok. phew! not home .
oh my god! don't do that .  feel my heart. go ahead. i'm dying here .
name calling! that's mature.
no, i really like my tongue.  we're very attached. oyyyy.  okay, now.  promise you won't get angry.
yeah, right. keep that thought okay? so, i'm in town, stop by the old palace. you get a better class of bats there - no tattoos or anything.
so, i'm cruisin' the rafters and.  what can i say, i struck out. i thought chicks would like the fact that i can talk, you know but, i mean, the way things are going i couldn't get invited to a plague. someone's gotta clean that up.
okay.  you're not gonna like this but, well, it looks like anastasia is .  still alive.
trust me, it's her!
rodent's intuition, how do i know? she looks exactly like her. except she's taller, which is natural .  of course my second cousin treplev - he never grew. looks like a little pepper shaker. he was so cute .
oyyy.  i knew this was gonna to upset him!
hey, she's just a kid. and she's going to paris outta sight, outta mind, outta russia.
my aunt bella, sweet woman not the brightest bat in the world - she used to hang right side up, anyway she always said "curses were made to be broken". course, she said it in those irritating little bat squeaks, so it wasn't quite so profound.
you know, this is really obsessive behavior. there is this doctor this doctor in austria, sigmund something and he feels. . .
you'd lose your security deposit?
ohhh, that was dumb.
hello, i've get really terrible claustrophobia. that's why i could never live in a cave .
ew, i hate when he does this!
well, i better got goin'. got a busy day letting all the blood rush to my head.
oy.  not a road trip. i get wagon sick, you know that.
you're absolutely right. travel broadens your horizons.
well, we wait this night!
i'm getting a chest cold.
i'm getting pneumonia. i have a fever. feel my forehead.
my cousin mischa, nice fellow had some dental problems - you didn't want to watch him eat, let's put it that way.
 anyway, a bunch of other bats were hanging in the belfry - i know, cliche, but there you have it, and mischa, not the brightest bat in the world, decides to hang in the bell. which was fine for awhile until it started ringing .  ewwww, what a mess .
and it didn't help the tonal quality of the bell, either.
boy, don't you hate it when that happens?
nice looking fellow. i mean, don't get me wrong - i'm not attracted to him in the physical sense, i just .
me? no. rich food - it kills me. ever try and fly after one of those heavy sauces?
sorry, it's just.  you know i saw these french postcards once and.  ooh la la .  well, i'm not sure about the "ooh", but it's the "la la" i'm really lookin' forward to.  right, i'm shutting up.
what do you think? is it me?
he is gonna yellllll.
i should have been a dentist .
ahh, very witty. there's this english guy - noel coward - i'll bet he's quaking .
hanging from the rafters of the eiffel tower, no sure what to do next - then a cute female bat flies up next to his and "bats" her eyes.