ma'am, you're on right after this man .  about twenty minutes, something like that.
who are you?
oh, comedian. yes. oh, uh .  you're on next.
uh .  i mean you're on right after this act.
yes.
why not?
it's okay.
will you relax, please? they're gonna love you, i know.
yes.
do you feel all right?
allison.
portchnik.
well, i'm getting tired of it. i need your attention.
alvy.
we've been through this.
okay. all right, so whatta yuh saying, now? that e-e-everybody o-o-on the warren commission is in on this conspiracy, right?
yeah, earl warren?
lyndon johnson?
then everybody's in in the conspiracy?
the fbi, and the cia, and j. edgar hoover and oil companies and the pentagon and the men's-room attendant at the white house?
you're using this conspiracy theory as an excuse to avoid sex with me.