dear mr. macintosh -- vanderhof, public relations. oh, yes, baxter. just a minute. all right, miss finch -- type up what we got so far. now what is it, baxter? cancel? but it's her birthday -- i already ordered the cake -- that's not like you, baxter. just the other day, at the staff meeting, i was telling mr. sheldrake what a reliable man you were. buddy-boy, that's the worst thing you can do. if you got a cold, you should go to a turkish bath -- spend the night there -- sweat it out -- okay, you made your point. we'll just have to do it next wednesday -- that's the only night of the week i can get away. quite an office -- name on the door -- rug on the floor -- the whole schmear. all right, so you got yourself a girl -- that's okay with us -- but not every night of the week.