i think i saw that on the home shopping network. the girlfriend hour, right after auto accessories.
what the hell does that mean?
fucked up. that's what they said i was.
yeah, but only because i want to be.
cool.
cool.
of course i can. i can say all sorts of things.
definitely cool.
if you weren't such a dick, you'd know what a cool place this was.
so. are you trying to say i'm retarded? is that what you're implying?
he's probably outside. you know how he is. gets bored.
sick?
what's her problem?
actually, no. i was just telling nick, here, that my t.v.'s busted.
so you guys are cutting school? lemme go with you.
oh, okay. forget twilight zone, now we're talking outer limits here. we control your horizontal, your vertical.
i'll call the national guard. i got it under control. oh, just one more thing. is it a supernatural thing you guys are going off to fight, or is it aliens, like pod people and stuff like that? cause there's a difference, you know. one you need garlic and silver bullets for, the other.
you may ask one of us a question. one tells the truth, and the other lies. who you ask, remains your discretion. but if the answer is wrong, the questioner dies.
i am the liar. where should i take you?
i came from the city on the left.
so start at the beginning.
i am giving her a chance. why don't you get off my back?