it's a television commercial with this little cartoon leprechaun who is a benevolent imp who is very concerned that these children will steal his lucky charms which are foodstuffs fashioned into various shapes&emdash; hearts, moons, clovers, what have you.  it's a long story.
remember when we froze your semen, you said that if it looked like you weren't coming back to try and make you a son so that a part of you would live forever?
well, after a few years, we got sort of impatient. dr. evil, i want you to meet your son.
yes. scott!
ya wohl&emdash; i mean, yes wohl, herr doctor. i have created the ultimate weapon to defeat austin powers. bring on the fembots!
these are the latest word in android replicant technology. lethal, efficient, brutal. and no man can resist their charms. send in the soldiers!
thank you, herr doctor.
dr. evil?
it's about the sharks. since you were frozen, they've been placed on the endangered species list. we tried to get some, but it will take months to clear up the red tape.
well, we experimented with lasers, but you would be surprised at how heavy they are. they actually outweighed the piranha themselves, and the fish, well, they sank to the bottom and died.
sea bass.
they're mutated sea bass.
please allow me to demonstrate.