hello, i'm basil exposition, head of british intelligence.
we'll send a man around immediately. how was your honeymoon?
ah women, who can understand them? moving on, let's discuss your new case.
you'll be doing a photo shoot. we know that one of the models is an ex- kgb agent selling top secret material to the highest bidder.
where is he? in here?
austin, i came as soon as i heard.
what's wrong with your neck, austin?
we're going to run a few tests, austin. don't worry, old friend, we'll get to the bottom of this.
alright, everyone, we're done.
agent haggerty was the test, austin. not only were you actually reading an article in that playboy, but a candy-stripe nurse offering to give you a sponge bath didn't so much as turn your head.
i'm sorry, austin, i'm afraid it's true: you've lost your mojo.
i'm afraid that's not possible, austin. you see, dr. evil has returned.
again.
we have evidence that dr. evil has developed a time machine.
our researcher noticed that these photos from the archives have changed. that means dr. evil is traveling back in time and creating alliances with each decade's most despised villains.
our data indicates that dr. evil is in the year 1969. luckily, we also have a time travel device. after years of research we've developed a machine that will transport you back to the sixties.
that's what they'd like you to believe.
i suggest you don't worry about those things and just enjoy yourself.
good luck, austin.
hello, austin. what's wrong with your voice?
austin! things are heating up, so i thought it best to contact you in disguise. felicity, your plan worked. you and austin track fat bastard back to dr. evil.
yes, and we're starting to pick up the signal now.
well, thanks to your effort, felicity, we now know that-
anyway, you two follow the signal back to dr. evil's headquarters and then-
never mind, austin, you two have work to do. you must find dr. evil.
austin, you have achieved lunar orbit. how was that lift-off?
happens all the time in that situation.
prepare for moon landing. we only have one hour until dr. evil fires the laser!
gentlemen, austin has landed on the moon. we'll soon know whether he has succeeded or whether the world will be destroyed!
he did it, he saved the world! of course, i thought he might.
peters!
any word from austin?
austin, if you can hear me, use the time portal! there's no time to get to the lunar module! use the time portal!