ivana. ivana humpalot. when did you get "the clapper"? are you cold, mr. powers? do you know how we keep warm in russia? we play chess. it takes a keen intelligence to play chess. of course, you know what they say about men with big brains, don't you? no, they make better lovers. i assume you know how to play. of course. i'll tell you anything you want to know, just make love to me. you are hairy, like an animal! make love to me, monkey man. what's the matter?