german, actually. my maiden name is spitz.
the pleasure is mine.
his name is fat bastard.
he's my lover.
i don't know anyone named dr. evil.
yes, i'd love a doctor pepper.
you're a groovy boy, i'd like to strap you on sometime.
yes.
well, what's the question?
i'd love to, mr. powers, just come right.  over.  here.
oedipus.  use the revolver.
oedipus.  use the machine gun.
oedipus, oedipus.
you can't win, powers. dr. evil has your mojo and it's only a matter of time before he kills you and takes over the world. tell fat bastard i'll miss him.