well he's the head of an evil organization that has aspirations for world domination.
he's in outer space, like frozen in a giant egg and stuffed inside a big boy rocket with his cat, mr. bigglesworth.
i can't believe you'd do this to me on national television!
shut up, jagoff!
because you never kill him when you get the chance and you're a dope?
if you've got a time machine, why don't you just go back and kill austin powers when he's a baby or something?
a trillion is more than a billion, numb-nuts.
can i come?
i don't know, i was sitting around watching the tube and the courtship of eddie's father came on nick at nite, you know, and i was just listening to that theme song-- anyway it made me think that maybe we could try and work things out. you know, you are my dad and i need you.
nothing darth.
nothing. rip-off!
the alan parsons project was a progressive rock band from 1982. why don't you just name it operation wang chung, ass?
yeah, codename: thompson twins was really impressive.
i'm nineteen, i don't-
you are so lame-
it's 1969. that movie won't come out for another 30 years, ass. they don't know what you're talking about.
she just hoofed you in the sack and you're going to leave them alone in a jail cell with one inept guard? they'll escape, dipshit. you do this every time!
you don't own me!