if i were you, i'd worry less about the shower and more about rick's bachelor party.
of course you do. i trusted my ex, mel, too. cousin, i can only talk from experience. what do you think they do at these parties, have tea and play scrabble?
debbie, don't be naive. men are pigs.
look, you heard what those hookers said. they were supposed to go to a bachelor party.
debbie, men are pigs -- if they can have women, we can have men.
she looks up just in time to see the guys close the kitchen door.
i told you. men are pigs.  i saw them standing there.
i bet right now rick and his pals.  . are knee deep in whores.
good. that's just what we're doing.
brett, are you with us?
you're making a big mistake.
look, girls -- i'll stay behind and hold them off. the rest of you break for it!
i know what i'm doing.  go!
gentlemen, the gods have answered your prayers.  bonzai!