okay, rick, hold out your arm.
rick, marriage will be good for you. it's done wonders for me.
you won't miss a thing about being single.  the wild parties, the different girls every night, running around like a maniac.  god, i miss that.
okay, rick, all finished. i can't wait for that bachelor party.  i need the action.
don't say anything to my wife about it.
i can't wait to see old larry.  it's been five years.
there he is.  hey, larry!
what's first?
where are the dirty parts? i'm a doctor. i can see these things.
i might as well have left my genitals at home, the good they're doing me here.
he's peeking through the kitchen door. we see debbie and the shower girls whooping it up at a ringside table. stan turns back to rick.
breathing heavy at ringside.
hookers. it's a party!
right. give me the will to live. let me go first.
thanks a lot, that was the best. you're next.
well, the first month it's great. the second month things calm down a little. by the third month you're looking through your old girlfriends' phone numbers; by the fourth month you're numb; by the fifth month, hopefully the football season starts.
oh, right.
my god. fresh meat. let's hurry back.
how the hell are we supposed to get this donkey inside?
what? i thought you told me you had it all figured out.
i'd love to get you in an operating room. just once.
yeah. who'd have thought they'd both be a size 138 regular.
oh.  it's.  er.  the guys from the beer convention. we're bringing them to the party.
drug overdose.
afraid so. i did everything i could.
we see the man in the car is stan. he ushers the lady in the car to larry. he's surprised at who she is: his wife.