harrison, please i just let me explain. financially, the --
harrison, it's not the money or the midget. believe me, if it was, i -- i don't think they like "midget". i think you're supposed to call them --
hi. bob chipeska. i, please, i, uh -- please don't listen to him. great resume and photo by the way.
you two are the best men for the job. truly. so do not let his.  unpleasantness affect your performance in any way.
yea. your performance.  you know, the.
excuse me?
i'm sorry. your gear?
he's not gonna say "fuck stick" in front of the children, is he?
yes, i thought it was strange too, but you know, i, i, i, i, uh, i, his little friend promised he wouldn't say it in front of the children. which is fine because, you know, urn, there's an adult world and a child's world and that's okay. i'm not a censor.
yes, a, a, a dwarf. or midget.  a, a, i don't know what he's called exactly but.  a little guy. little. billy barty. god rest. but thin fingers. not the fat sausage fingers.
ah, yes, right.
well, no, there was something else.
a couple of days ago i was in women's big & tall? --
and i heard these, urn, you know, these.  noises.
now don't get me wrong. i was against the clinton impeachment. what a man does with his penis -- oval office, women's big & tall -- it's not for the american people to say.
but when you're dealing with children, a tender sensibility, a position of trust -- then perhaps, someone who has screaming orgasms with large women --
though i can't fire him for that.
sizisra. they'd say.
not true. i am no siziat. but i can see the picket line now.
they'd all say, if it had been a supermodel or, uh.
but -- i can't help it -- the guy makes me uneasy.
so maybe there's something i could fire him for.
do you? do you think you could find something?
yeah?
he's.
oh.
nothing?
oh.
yeah.
yeah. no. of course not. i'm not advocating celibacy.
yes.