ignorant art?
ohhh. that's new. that sounds good.
i can give you five. you didn't do very much to these.
i'll take two. this one and.  that one. can i borrow some money, bruno?
my jacket? gee, great.  your show looks great. quite a turnout. you look great. you kids. you drink red wine with fish. you can do anything! make paintings in the basement of your gallery? first time i've heard of that!
jean michel, this is mary boone. she's got the great new gallery.
you'll like it. everyone'll be there.
bye, jean.
hi, jean.
saddle river's in new jersey.
it's in new jersey.
i think it's in new jersey.
oh, i didn't know that.
oh shut up, rene.
wow.  that was a nice drawing, too, jean. maybe you should do another one.
when i was little, my brother and i used to have two ducks as pets. we called them the rodriguez brothers.
that's good. at least they're interested.
wow.  stop giving them away. i got an invitation to model for comme de garcons.  you wanna do it with me?
gee. i don't need to. you're a natural. you should sign up with my modeling agent.
my dog, archie.  i woke up with flea bites.  creepy. i ran out and bought flea collars. they work really well.
let's go to the carnegie museum. they have the world's most famous sculptures all in these giant plaster replicas. it's really great. it's in pittsburg.
what's wrong?
do you still love her?
well, have you asked her to come back?
a little more to the right, frank. ok.  good. now up.  you got a little more?
i'm going to send them to my friends for christmas presents.
i wanted to make a few more of these. frank's been drinking this mexican beer. it makes a good green.
i don't like beer.
that was my favorite part!
jean, you make me feel worthless. you're so famous.
gee. you shouldn't take it so seriously, jean. that's why you can't stop taking drugs. you always think people don't like you. everyone likes you.
bruno called. in europe, people are saying you're gonna die from drugs. they think they can cash in on your death.
if you say so. you sleep until 5:00 p.m. you call at four in the morning. you never show up anywhere on time - if you show up. you're painting out everything i do!
i can't even see what's good anymore.
yeah, i see what you mean about the white. it's better.
that would be a pity because you're a real painter.
what's a suede biscuit?