what the fuck are you looking at, gi jane?
no really, what makes you think you can look at me?
that's pretty funny. you got dental insurance?
what? what?
you upset bridget.
you need to apologize.
why are you fucking with me? you little fucker. want to play, fuckface?
let's see what beetle bailey's got in his knapsack.
hey fuckface. like my new hat? i just joined the boy scouts.
you're a regular howie mandel.
okay babe. one day you and me will be alone. and won't that be nice?
smile worker bee. i'll be your boss some day.
but baby, my birthday's coming up.
come on. a little action. a little prime time action.
that's the point. that's what makes it sexxxy. dangerous.
- baby makes the rules. await further instructions at school tomorrow --
-- baby will be waiting where daddy least expects her. love, bridgie." yes!
nothing, you bad girl.
see you soon, my naughty baby.
it's my birthday! i'm going to get a present.
damn it, fuckface. what're you smiling about? you wish you were me.
mr. palmer? may i be excused?
daddy's here for the easter egg hunt.
ooh, push my buttons.
oh yeah. oh yeah. you little minx.
bridgie? come on, daddy's sick. he needs his medicine.
i brought our friend along. he's happy to see you.
what the fuck are you all looking at?
what, they re-assign you to the bicycle brigade?
too bad, cause i'm not. remember that little show i put on for the school?
oh, come on. pants down? doll? hard on?
and did you hear me and bridget aren't going out anymore because of it?
yeah well, let's get this over with.
did you call me a homo?
no time like the present.
get off me.