butt-head! butt-head! hey, butt-head!
butt-head, wake up, wake up!
yeah, but check it out. it's gone!
the tv.
what?
yeah, heh heh.
freeze, butt-wipe!
yeah, heh heh. let's just wheel this thing back to the house.
yeah. we're just gonna use this one. get outta the way. heh heh.
entert-ain. us. an-us. oh yeah! heh heh. anus. heh heh.
yeah, heh heh. he's a anus. heh heh.
no it wasn't!
yeah, heh heh. maybe it has a tv. heh heh. tv.
we're here to look at the tv. heh heh.
aaaaaagh!!! this crap is warm!
nnnnooo. oooooh nooooo.
i need tv now! now! nnnndammit!!!
heh heh. tv. heh teee veee.
can we watch your tv?
dammit! i need a tv now! we're missing everything!
aaaah. teeeveeeee, heh heh.
beavis.
actually, we just wanna watch tv.
nnnnaah. we need to watch tv dammit!!!
oh, heh heh really? cool. heh heh.
can we watch some tv first?
yeah, heh heh. boooooiiiing!!!
yeah, heh heh. i think i just had an accident. heh heh hmm heh hmm heh.
yeah, heh heh, and then we're gonna get a big-screen tv! heh heh.
yeah, it's not that important to me, really. those seats are too small anyways.
yeah, we're gonna score.
yeah, i'm hoping to do some sluts too. heh heh. do they have lots of sluts in las vegas?
whoa! heh heh. hey butt-head, this chick is pretty cool. she says there's gonna be tons of sluts in las vegas! heh heh heh.
yeah, heh heh. i'm gonna have money, and a big-screen tv and sluts everywhere!
wait, i wanted her to do it.
hey wait a minute. what's going on?!
aaaagh! we're gonna die!!!!!
aggghg! we're gonna die! we're all gonna die!
i'm probably going to make out with her first before we, you know, get down.
really? i poop too much.
uh.  no, i poop too much. then i get tired.
heh heh, thanks.
uh, tastes like crap. heh heh. mmmmm.
piccata? piccata! picattatta tatta!
i am cornholio! i need picatta for my bunghole!
are you threatening me? my bunghole will not wait!
bargarajjjaaaahhh!!! i am cornholio!!
yeah, heh heh. i thought there'd be casinos and lights and stuff.
hey butt-head, why's that guy holding a sign?
uh.  buuuuut. boot. someone named boot.
and boot-head.
yeah, we should party.
so where's those guys?
heh heh. yeah.
this remote's too heavy!
ow! these chips suck.
i don't want 'em! keep 'em.
no, dammit! i don't want any chips!
uh.  uh.
heh heh. this is the best night of our lives.
hey, butt-head, it's her! heh heh.
me first?
umm,.  i don't know butt-head. that is a lot of money.  maybe if we close our eyes and pretend he's a chick.
me first! me first!
me first!
ow, let go, butt-head!
me first.
heh heh. thank god.
cut it out butt-hole!
hey, butt-head, it's that slut from the plane!
uh, we didn't score yet.
heh heh. we're in washington!
yeah, heh heh. damn right!
so, like, where is she?
uh, huh huh, excuse me. is this a god damn?
yeah, heh heh, enough'a this crap.
check it out butt-head, tv!
my butt's bothering me!
that sucks. heh heh. they need some shows about fire! change the channel.
yeah, turn it up! louder! heh heh.
yeah, fire! fire! fire!!!
yeah, it's just the same thing over and over again.
damn! heh heh hmm heh.
ow! cut it out butt-head.
ow! i'll kick your butt!
the poop's coming out of the ass of the ass. heh heh heh.
that's not that much.
whoa! that's amazing! heh heh heh.
you mean there's mre than one?
heh hmm heh heh.
hey, butt-head, this book kicks ass! there's this talking snake and a naked chick and then this dude puts a leaf on his schlong! heh heh heh.
check it out butt-head, porta-potties.
a thousand! yeah, heh heh hmm. and i want you to hit yourself. right now!
yeah! heh heh hmm heh. do it!
hey, where'd those chicks go?
this sucks. what are we doing here? weren't we suppost'a go to washington and score or something?
this sucks. it's all hot and stuff.
yeah or like a seven-eleven or something.  are we almost there?
turn it on! turn it on!
dammit!!!! dammit!!!!
fire.
fire.
cut it out butt-hole!
hey butt-head, isn't there supposed to be like, water in cactuses?
hey butt-head, are we gonna die?
uh.  i think i'm seeing something too. it's like a really long time ago.
yeah, heh heh i scored.
hey butt-head, i'm starting to feel weird. i think i'm freaking out.
whoa, this is cool! heh heh. it's like, everything looks all weird and.
and.  whoa!. and it's like there's all these weird shapes and it's sort of like,. it's like. like a music video!!!
whoa!!! this kicks ass!!!
aagh! i'm all wet!.  oh, cool. heh heh heh. water.
yeah! boobs. heh heh. i just wanna say that again. boobs. heh heh.
oh yeah. can you just take us to washington? we're gonna meet her there and, you know, heh heh hmmm.
hey butt-head, look. a jack. heh heh.
uh, you first.
okay. i'll go right after you.
ahhhhghghhghghgh!
owwwwww, my butt!!!!!!
hey butt-head it's that chick!
yeah, heh heh. umm, isn't seattle in washington? heh heh.  'cuz i was thinking maybe we could go see hole.
yeah, we're looking for washington.
well where is she?!
heh heh. we wanna do her now!
hey wait a minute. what's going on? why are we getting back on the bus?
we can't leave! we never met that chick! dammit!!! we were supposed to get some!
oh yeah,. i mean no. no! i won't settle down! not this time!.
dammit, this always happens! i think i'm gonna score and then i never score! it's not fair! we've traveled a hundred miles 'cause we thought we were gonna score, but now it's not gonna happen!
shut up! i'm sick and tired of this! we're never gonna score! it's just not gonna happen! we're just gonna get old like these people, but they've probably scored!
it's like this chick's a slut .  and look at this guy!.  he's old but he's probably scored a million times!
but not us! we're never gonna score! we're never gonna score!!! aagghhhh!!!
um, um, yeah, probably. heh heh.
heh heh. fire. heh heh aaaaeeehhhhg!!!
l'enfentatta tiitatta for my bunghole!
are you threatening me?! i am cornholio!
i am the great cornholio. i am a gringo.
i always thought there was something wrong with him. heh heh heh.
yeah, and um, he used to hit me too.
yeah, and chicks! we were supposed to score.
heh heh. this guy's cool.
yeah, maybe some chicks too. heh heh.
yeah! we're with the bureau of cigarettes and chicks! we're gonna score!
heh heh. bye bye. heh heh.
heh mmm, hey mmm butt-head! look!
hey butt-head, do you think we're ever gonna score?
shut up, dill-hole.
turd-burglar.
bunghole.
um, uh, butt.  um, hole. butt-hole.
um.  ass.  head.
you already said that, butt-head.