dallas grimes. married to muddy grimes. you run a mom and pop arms smuggling ring.
we got nothing, chief. we tore the place apart. we can only legally hold her for another couple of hours.
chief, we found a witness that says he saw two teenagers leaving dallas' room shortly before we arrived.
ah, the witness?
well sir, i didn't really think it was necessary. you see we have a picture of them from the elevator security cam. here, have a look.
they look like a couple of kids chief.
i see it. i don't get it.
cut the power!
well, sir it's not good. roll the tape.  the x-5 unit is a new top-secret biological weapon, a manmade virus.
the deadliest known to man. it could wipe out five states in five days. it can be activated by simply entering the right code. here's what happened when it was tested on a group of army recruits.
it gets worse. the unit wasn't finished. it has a flaw - the casing. if hit hard enough, it could break open, releasing the virus.
chief, we got 'em! they're on a senior citizens tour bus going east on i-40.
they're not on the bus.
cavity search?
chief - just came in! two days ago, express airways had a disturbance by someone calling himself - cornholio. guess who matches the description?
chief, you know that guy whose camper they were whacking off in?
oh, ah.  you know that guy in whose camper they.  i mean that guy off in whose camper they were whacking?
we've run a sample through the national criminal sperm bank and come up with two possible genetic matches for a father.
where did these guys come from?
d.c., chief.
chief, i swear, we tore that bus apart. they couldn't have.
not on him, chief.
say chief, isn't that guy whose camper,. i mean, off in whose.
we just cleared all four floors. no sign of him.
chief, look!
where are his pants?
this is bork. we need some t.p. and some.  what's he say?
the pants!!! he's got the unit!
how do you explain this?