dammit, beavis, i was about to score. huh huh.
what's gone?
uuuuuuh, huh huh. uuh,.
whoa! i think i just figured something out beavis.
this sucks.
this sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before. we must find this butt-hole that took the tv.
huh huh huh. come to butt-head, baby.
huh huh huh. that was cool.
dammit, it's stuck.
huh huh huh. that was cool.
uh, someone stole our tv.
huh huh huh. he said "anus."
yeah, "anus." huh huh huh huh.
what a dork. huh huh.
huh huh huh. that was cool.
uh,. oh yeah.
whoa, check it out beavis. i didn't know anderson had a camper.
uh, no.
cool. huh huh huh.
beavis, you butt-hole! you broke it.
yeah it is. huh huh huh.
what's your problem beavis?
huh huh huh. that was cool.
why? did we miss american gladiators?
uh, butt-head.
do her? huh huh.
shut up beavis! uh, yeah. we'll do your wife.
beavis, you butt-munch, this guy wants us to score with his wife. and he's gonna pay us. we can buy a new tv.
uh, huh huh.  we'll do it, sir.
whoa, huh huh. cool.
holed up. huh huh huh. holed.
uh, yeah. does she have big hooters?
this is gonna be cool! huh huh huh.
we're gonna get paid to score.
beavis, this is the greatest day of our lives. huh huh huh.
uuh, nah. these seats are ok.
that's ok. someone else can have those.
hey beavis. when she was leading us down here, huh huh, she touched my butt. huh huh huh.
cool. huh huh huh.
insert. huh huh huh.
uh.
i love you.
huh huh. soon, she will be mine.
dammit! huh huh. that chick wants me.
uh, huh huh.  could you, like, do that thing with my belt again?
so, uh huh huh, are you going to las vegas? huh huh huh.
uh, i got a beer. want some? huh huh.
aaaaahhh!!! huh huh. aaaahhh!!!
huh huh, you said.
huh huh huh. that was cool.
uh, huh huh, this is las vegas?
uh.  maybe he's blind.  huh huh, check this out.
uh, b. a. u.  no, uh, v.
huh huh. this says beavis.
that's butt-head. don't you get it, beavis. these dudes have the same name as us.
beavis. this is what it's all about.
here, dumbass! let me try!
going down. huh huh huh.
what a rip-off. come on. we gotta find that chick.
uh.  could you help us find a chick?
huh huh huh huh huh huh.
huh huh huh. that chick was talking about doing it.
uh, huh huh, i'd like to be serviced.  in my room.
uh, i wonder where this door goes to.
uh.  hey baby. are we like, doing it?
uh, huh huh. is that gonna be enough time?
uh, huh huh, this fat dude. he said we could do you. and he was gonna pay us.
uh, ten uh.
uh, you want us to do a guy? huh huh. no way.
huh huh huh. i'm ready for love.
so, uh, huh huh. are we gonna score now?
forget it, bunghole!
huh huh huh.
huh huh. no way, dude.
this is it, beavis. huh huh. we're finally gonna score.
this is gonna be cool. huh huh.
no way butt-hole! i want the window.
cool, huh huh huh.
uh.  head? huh huh. my first name's butt. huh huh huh.
are you guys sluts too? huh huh huh.
huh huh. we're gonna score now.
damn, huh huh.
yeah, really.
this is dumb, let's find that chick.
cool! huh huh huh.
beavis, huh huh, what'er you doing?
you should kick your butt's ass. huh huh huh.
dammit, all they have is shows about water.
uh.
uh.  mas.  ter.  huh huh. masturbation, huh huh.
uh.
that was boring. huh huh.
uh.  we can't leave washington 'till we find that chick.
huh huh. get out of the way, beavis, i wanna sit by the window. huh huh.
huh huh. you mean like this?
huh huh. it's coming out of the ass, but it's also coming out of the ass of the ass.
so?
yeah really. let's get outta here beavis. huh huh huh. this sucks.
it's incredible!.  huh huh huh.
this is the coolest thing i have ever seen.
uh.  is this the right bus?
huh huh huh. hey beavis. we're on a bus with chicks.
hey, baby.
cool, huh huh.
huh huh huh, really? was she naked?
cool, huh huh huh. could you like, see her boobs?
uh.  i think you scared them off.
uh, do you know where washington is?
cool. huh huh huh.
this desert is stupid. they need to put a drinking fountain out here.
uh, probably like, another five minutes or something.
whoa! check it out!
uh.
uh, my butt and your. uh, butt.
you were a roadie for motley crue?
really? that's where we're from.
you scored with two chicks?!
uh, do you think these two sluts still live in highland? that would be cool.
the sun sucks.
uh.
hey beavis, check it out.
uh, probably, huh huh. whoa, i think my life is like, flashing in front of my eyes!
whoa, my life is cool!
huh? huh huh.
uh.  huh huh. i have a couple. butt cheeks, huh huh huh.
cool, huh huh. hey beavis that's that dude that's paying us to do his wife.
boy, it sure is hard to score. huh huh huh.
huh huh. jack. huh huh.
hey, beavis, check it out. i'm jacking off!
this sucks. let's get outta here.
c'mon, beavis, just start running really fast when you hit the ground. it'll work.
huh huh huh huh huh. that was cool.
whoa, this kicks ass! huh huh huh.
uh, oh yeah. cool. they can take us to washington and we can finally score.
yeah. we can go see hole and then we can get some hole. huh huh huh huh.
huh huh. we're gonna meet this chick with really big hooters.
could you, like, tell her we're ready to score?
uh.  attention, attention! we're looking for that chick with the big boobs.
huh huh huh. settle down beavis.
what's your problem beavis?
uh, where's the tv? huh huh huh. hey beavis,.  beavis?
this house sucks.
whoa! huh huh uh,.  hey, baby. huh huh, i noticed you have braces. so do i, huh huh.
huh huh huh. that was cool.
this is the coolest thing i have ever seen.
uh, in my pants?
uh, huh huh, did i just score?
whoa, this rules! can i have a gun too? huh huh huh.
uh, huh huh huh.
uh, here ya go. huh huh huh.
yeah, he had a lot of problems. huh huh huh.
uh hey, does anyone wanna see my unit?
uh, does that mean, like, we're gonna get money and stuff?
huh huh huh. he said crap. huh huh.
whoa, huh huh!!!
you hear that, beavis! we're gonna get alcohol, tobacco and guns!
cigarettes and beer rule! huh huh.
uh.  bye-bye.
you know what else sucks? we never even got a tv.
uh, i probably will, but not you. you're too much of a butt-monkey. huh huh.
butt-dumpling.
dill-wad.
butt-snatch.
uh.  dill, um, face.
uh.  butt-snatch.
oh, uh, i mean, uh, ass-goblin.