well that oughtta hold her. ya know, the most important thing you can have on a camper is a good propane regulator, and this here's the best one they make.
now marcy, we've been savin' for this trip our whole lives and we're gonna go come hell or high water.
what the hell is that noise?
hey, what's goin' on here?
the tv ain't broken.
hey wait a minute. you two look kinda familiar. ain't you them kids that've been whackin' off in my tool shed?
i'll tell ya, it doesn't get any better than this. this here is god's country. unspoiled and.
aaaaghhh!!!.
something wrong, officer?
now wait right there. you're dealing with a veteran of two foreign wars. they're the ones been whacking off. if i find anything broken in there, you and i are gonna tangle!
boy, what i wouldn't give for five minutes alone with them two little bastards.
where are ya when we need ya ike.  i tell ya what, honey, with all we been through, it don't change a thing. i said it before and i'll say it again. this is the greatest country on earth.
say, that looks like.  nah, it couldn't be.
boy i tell ya what, it really makes ya proud. i could stay here all day.
now wait just a minute.
i tell ya what honey, this country's goin' to hell in a handbasket.
i'm gonna go over right now and talk to my congressman about this.
what the hell?. wait here a minute.
and if i ever catch ya whackin' in here again i'm gonna hog-tie ya! now i gotta straighten up in here.
and take yer damn pants with ya! what in the hell?
wait a minute. i ain't the one.
now wait just a minute.
i don't know what the hell.