ah, excuse me boys. what's going on here?
i'm afraid that tv belongs to the school. mmmkay? you know, this could be a positive experience for you guys. there's a wonderful world out there when we discover we don't need tv to entertain us.
have you guys heard a word i've said?
look, guys, just take the tv back to the a.v. room right now. and try to be a little more open-minded. mmkay?
she flies so gracefully, over rocks, trees and sand. soaring over cliffs and gently floating down to land. she proudly lifts her voice to sound her mating call. and soon her mate responds by singing.  "caw, caw, caw." come with me, lesbian seagull. settle down and rest with me.
what's going on here?
i assume you're a government agent. i would think you would know there's something in this country called due process.
i believe i'm supposed to be read my miranda rights.