this is another world, tom - i never would have believed it.
 would you take me on a tour?
mr. chance, i'm very pleased to meet you.
 then you really are a gardener?
your appearance doesn't suggest that at all, mr. chance.
what about money?
some pictures?
 oh.
how about taxes, mr. chance, surely you must have paid taxes?
might you have a birth certificate, mr. chance?
you never been in a car?
it is quite amazing how those clothes have come back into style.
i really don't know, tom - he seems so honest and simple.  in a way, he's quite charming.
 it's very bizarre - i don't know what to think.
good day, mr. chance.