yeah! good-bye mr. spaulding! . here, here! quick!
hey. hey. hey! you ever go by simpson's desk when she's grading papers or somethin'? when she's leaned over, you can see right down her shirt.
swear to god.
no. no. she's got one of those undershirt things. so if you get real close to the board, you can see all the way down to her flowers.
yeah. give me your gum.
hey. hey. hey! oh my god, it's cynthia! how did a geek like freddy benson get a sister like that?
hi!. he says hi!. unbelievable! god! she likes you! i know she likes you! i'll find out, okay!
okay.
don't worry! i'm as interested as you are.
you're in!
cynthia benson!
you ready for this? she doesn't like barry anymore!
so what do you mean so?! that's it! she's available!
goodnight mrs. baskin! sweet dreams.
i'm open! here! i'm open!
yeah? what?
coach burns! coach burns! coach burns!
help! help!
josh? you look terrible.
we go to the city, we lay low for a couple of days, find that zoltar machine, make your wish. you'll be home by thursday!
c'mon! you'll be fine! . here.
from my dad's top drawer!
it's his emergency fund!
well what do you call this?!
hey, this looks okay.
saint james, josh, it's religious.
hi.
it smells bad.
i can't help it josh. i've gotta be home by ten. look, i'll cut classes tomorrow and we'll find that zoltar thing before you know it, okay? it's just one night. all right?
good.
it's probably better if you don't. see you in the morning.
8:30. i'd use the chain if i were you.
well, what is it?
this one's got a number on it. does yours?
this is it.
they'll have it.
and arcades.
see.
would you come on. we'll figure something out. by the way, you may be older than that!
i'll come and see you everyday after school.
i'll tell them i made the basketball team.
you can get a job.
why? it can't be any different than school. what are you good at?
how about a delivery man?
oh yeah, right. cardiological technician, civil engineer.
go ahead. clerical transcriber.
yeah. gross. god, that's gross!
collection agent, company clerk, computer operator, construction engineer.
josh, would you quit with your stupid computers!
macmillan toys. toys!
okay, what's next? there.
your paper route.
paper route circulation?
what's he got? hey, don't worry about it.
my locker combination.
sure dad! . don't forget--look him in the eye!
it wasn't that bad.
no, it was the pork rinds.
yeah, we sure did.
that means if the president dies you get to take over?
look at this place! it's bigger than the principal's office!
remember that explosion in science?
truck-a-killer! $59.95?
get out of here! . what is this?
so what do they make you do for all this?
that's it?
and they pay you for that?
suckers!
you're the luckiest guy i know.
we'll take it.
and many more! what are you going to wish for this time?
i know what we can do! we can go out and get some beers, some dirty magazines and go back.
what you mean you can't? of course you can! it's your birthday!
where?
so, you got all night!
department of consumer affairs? yeah buddy it came!
yeah, well tell him i called again. kopecky! k-o-p. yeah right. well tell him it's important!
where've you been? i've been trying to reach you forever!
that's the list. all you've got to do is call!
what are you talking about? this is the list!
busy?!
are you out of your mind?!
this is the list we've been waiting for!
who the fuck do you think you are?!
hey, you're josh baskin! remember? you broke your arm on my roof! you hid in my basement when robert diceman was about to rip your head off!
i'm your best friend. what's more important than that, huh? i'm three months older than you are--asshole!
josh? josh! oh, hi mrs. baskin.
i got it cut yesterday.
yeah, i know. he'll be coming back real soon. everything is going to be okay.
goodnight.
right there. sea point park, new york! well?
see you around.
sea point park? josh!. josh! josh!. yes!
yeah.
who are you?
billy kopecky.
what are you talking about? you've been hitting the ball over the fence almost every time in stick ball. you just got to get used to a fatter bat.
yeah!
okay. i'll call you.