and this is the study. you can see the various commendations, honorary degrees, et cetera. please, feel free to inspect them. please! please! that's the key to the city of pasadena, which mr. lebowski was given two years ago in recognition of his various civic, uh. that's a los angeles chamber of commerce business achiever award, which is given--not necessarily given every year! given only when there's a worthy, somebody especially-- that is indeed mr. lebowski with the first lady, yes, taken when-- of course, mr. lebowski on the right, mrs. reagan on the left, taken when-- mr. lebowski is disabled, yes. and this picture was taken when mrs. reagan was first lady of the nation, yes, yes? not of california. and in fact he met privately with the president, though unfortunately there wasn't time for a photo opportunity. wonderful woman. we were very-- these are mr. lebowski's children, so to speak-- no, they-- they're not his, heh-heh, they're not literally his children; they're the little lebowski urban achievers, inner-city children of promise but without the-- --without the means for higher education, so mr. lebowski has committed to sending all of them to college. one--oh! heh-heh. you never went to college? heh-heh-- yes, heh--