what happened? shall i call the doctor? you cut yourself outside, miss? i had a man trip and fall in the parking lot once, sued me before i could bat an eyelash. well, you're the lawyer. just the bodega bay school. help you, mrs. bundy? in the book right here, miss. i don't see what difference it makes, mrs. bundy, crows or blackbirds. if they attacked the school, that's pretty serious. mrs. bundy, you don't seem to understand. this young lady says there was an attack on the school. bunch of crows attacked the school, helen. i didn't even know there were many crows in bodega bay this time of year. this young lady got hit by a gull only saturday. coming right up! you're scaring me, too. are you trying to say all these. that sounds impossible, sebastian. why not, mrs. bundy? well, we seem to have more than our share of them right now, mrs. bundy. maybe this young lady's right. maybe they've all gone crazy. coming. nothing's wrong. the freeway, ma'am. let's see. scallops and coffee. we don't have any fog this time of year, mitch. what good'll that do? smoke's as bad as birds. gulls!