don't move.
reaction time is a factor in this, so please pay attention. answer quickly as you can.
you're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a.
what?
doesn't make any difference what desert -- it's completely hypothetical.
maybe you're fed up, maybe you want to be by yourself -- who knows. so you look down and see a tortoise. it's crawling towards you.
know what a turtle is?
same thing.
you reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back, leon.
the tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. but it can't. not without your help. but you're not helping.
i mean you're not helping! why is that, leon?
i'm great. i mean, i know i'm not really great, but i feel just great. how you like my new suit?
don't make me laugh. it makes me pee.
hey, it's okay. i like to pee. so how are you doing?
from what i hear you're doing great. bryant tells me you're going like a god damn one-man army. making a lot of money, huh?
money?
let's hear it.
i'm taking a piss.
let me ask you something, deck. you been having intimate relations with one of these units?
that's what i thought.  one of the liabilities of the trade -- you has sex with your prey, old buddy. that's bound to create problems, unless you're a black widow.
love is just another name for sex. love is sexy and sex is lovely -- i don't care what you call it, an android can't have it.
i know what they are, deck -- look, maybe they can pretend to feel, but far as the raw, hot emotions of the old heart -- no way.
believe me, take it from an old pro, no matter how good we get, we're never gonna make an artificial anything that can feel. it's a contradiction. you might as well go fuck your washing machine.
just go out there and keep up the good work.
got to save it, deck, i'm getting sleepy. it's been good talking to you.