you got a light, honey?
good.
the blast? honey, i have survived a host of things. like the song says: "a country boy can survive!"
"hell up here?" honey, it's been hell up here, down there and over yonder! hell everywhere.
cute little old man, if you want a boy, i can be a boy. and if you want a girl, i can be a girl. i can be anything you want me to be!
uh-huh. and it's all yours for the remarkably low price of only $200! and if you act now, i might even throw in some free lawn furniture.