hi, maurice.
you're such a charmer.
can i get a marguerita, please?
if you don't do it tomorrow, then it's
what's the matter down there?
well go, then.
i'm goin' to sleep.
tom . . . hi . . . yeah. i know it's late, but . . .
come with us, sweetie.
have you seen jack's house?
uhhh-ohhh . . . here we go --
don't listen too hard to all this,
i'm going to bed.
good night, jackie. don't stay up too late.
you're great.
uh-huh.
so what . . . do you want me to talk to him?
 . . you wanna be in a movie?
i'll see what i can do.
good.
do you want to practice your lines with me?
you look great, honey.
yeah. you just come when you're ready . . .
where do you want?
come on my tits if you can, okay?
are you alright, honey?
okay.
hello. are you john?
your agency recommends you very highly.
what special skills do you have?
you're kidding?
when was the last time you had a woman?
that's terrible.
well as you may or may not know, this is an
why don't you take your pants off?
i think that you have the part,
this is a giant cock.
you're doin' so good, dirk.
you're amazing.
are you ready to come?
come in me.
don't worry, i'm fixed.
please let me talk to him, tom.
i don't know what to do now.
really?
so what's wrong with this radio?
and the award for "best newcomer"
you deserve this, baby.
excuse me, scotty.
what are you talking about out here?
do you wanna come with me for a little while?
a surprise, surprise, surprise.
i wanted you . . . to just . . . to come
you're the best thing in the world
fucking 1980 . . . y'know? can you believe it?
goodbye to 1979 . . . hello to 1980 . . .
really fast, like this . . .
it's good, though, right?
it's the drip . . . the drip's the best part.
do one more in the other nostril.
one more, then the water.
 . . what about your character,
if brock landers is slick with a gun, he does
for dirk diggler, the future is something
it's my poem to you.
just you. i wanted to show you first.
blocking the sex --
dirk, honey, why don't we go for a walk --
dirk, please, honey.
i was gonna take a poetry class at
we'll do it then. it's monday,
what?
for high school, to graduate?
you should do it. that would be great
i miss my two sons -- my little andrew
he's so fucking talented. the bastard.
yes, honey. yes.
i don't wanna do this anymore, honey.
have fun now, let's keep going and going
let's go walk.
me either. ohhhhhhh. i love you, honey.
yes.
yes.
no. i don't. i do not.
yes. since 1977.
yes.
yes.
i only saw him twice.
this is not right. my son was never
he'll be thirteen next month.
i don't do drugs.
no. no. not anymore
yes.
cut. excellent.
are we ready?
what are you looking at?
you're staring.